Hello boys and girls, it’s that time of year
Time to spread good tidings and cheer
And time also for a certain jolly old elf
To head out and spread plenty of joy himself
But have you ever wondered how Old St. Nick
Is able to get around the world so quick?
How does he pull off this tremendous act?
I mean, just look at the facts:
He has to cross 24 time zones, fly over at least three oceans and six continents,
To say it’s a grand undertaking is one heck of an understatement!
And even when you take out the places where they don’t celebrate Christmas,
Which really isn’t an awful lot,
You’re still left with millions, no Billions, of places for him to stop!
So how does he do it year after year?
Visit all those homes so far and near
Well I’ve looked into this question for a long time
And though my research may be presented in rhyme
What I tell you now is nonetheless fact!
I know the secret behind Santa’s Great Act!
You see, there’s not one Santa